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Mr. Papers
00:53
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Light the incense, breathe in the vapors,
worship at the church of Mr. Papers
Bring your children and ...... bring a stapler!
Mister Papers will be arriving shortly ......
Please enjoy some complimentary donuts in the lobby while you wait!
Have a donut of any flavor
while you’re waiting for Mr. Papers
Mister Papers has arrived ......
Please keep the thermostat set below 451 degrees!
Light the incense, breathe in the vapors,
worship at the church of Mr. Papers
Bring your children and ...... bring a stapler!
Children ...... and a stapler!
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2. |
I Got A Secret
01:39
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Apostate (priest on a wire)
The hellbait (that sings in the choir)
makes my prostate (swell with desire)
Milk my prostate (my orbs are on fire)
I got a secret!
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Cousin Nolan
02:17
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Ask not for whom the bell’s been tollin’
Just say hello to your Cousin Nolan
Hello Nolan!
Synergy people, let’s keep the ball rollin’
We’ll all say hello to dear Cousin Nolan
Hello Nolan!
Even if my throat were closed and my tongue was swollen
I’d still say hello to dear Cousin Nolan
Hello Nolan!
Cousin Nolan!
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4. |
Valencia
01:16
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5. |
Backyard Golem
01:02
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I dust off my dirty tome
Learn the old forbidden rites
I shall make a slave of stone
O, luck be a golem tonight ......
I will make a golem tonight!
Soon a servant of my own
will my greatest rival smite
Creature crush his flesh and bone
O, luck be a golem tonight ......
I will make a golem tonight!
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6. |
Daddy Don't Dance
02:00
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Daddy don’t dance ...... No more!
He met a frenchman in Praha
He let him borrow his shoes
He copped an eighth from the Shotgun
He had a pilsner, too
Waitin’ at the tram station
at ten-thirty PM
Your daddy hopped on his skateboard
That’s where his trouble began
He went lookin’ for a thrill and he took a spill and now
Daddy don’t dance ...... no more!
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7. |
Lips and Peckers
03:18
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I went out to a restaurant
I told the waiter that I didn’t know exactly what I want
We got soups, salads, sandwiches, double deckers
But what I really recommend is the Lips and Peckers
A big hot plate of Lips and Peckers!
The choosers soon will be humbled as beggars
And we’ll all sit down to our Lips and Peckers
I’m a master of chess, I’m an ace at checkers
Cuz my mama fed me brain food—Lips and Peckers!
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8. |
Nature
01:35
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Nature becomes ever stranger
A glimpse into the mouth of the rotting beast
Flesh becomes incubator
Maggots in the mouth of the flowering beast
Nothing dies
All is taken in ...... made new again
Hungry flies
feast on the skin of nature
Legs around legs
End of the end
A dancing pool of marmalade:
sprouting eyes ...... thirsty no more!
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9. |
George n Bud Wiser
02:11
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Have you ever spent the night with George N Bud Wiser?
Sure beats sippin’ on hand sanitizer
Lost my legs in the war but I can’t crack a frown
Cuz George N Bud Wiser never let me down!
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10. |
Requiem Canis
03:05
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11. |
Papers Speech
01:35
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“Hello and good evenin’ dedicated congregation
Won’t you point yer darlin’ earholes to me - perk ‘em up and listen?
The most hallowed and most holy livin’ Word of God
is not confined to what your Bible says
My, my if you’ve got eyes to see, you’ll see it almost anywhere!
My word, your word, his holy word is flyin’ ‘cross the NASDAQ ticker,
printed on a bumper sticker,
drawled in dialect real slow by Bob who works at Texaco!
So save your old receipts, your New York Times,
your nursery rhymes, your soiled sheets
and ...... bring ‘em all to church
to be inspected for prophetic revelation by our esteemed organization!
Take it home, boys…”
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12. |
Mr. Papers Has A Laugh
01:11
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13. |
Piglorkis
01:14
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Dark ‘n smelly in the basement
We would love to make you wear it
Pry you open with our fingers
Plant Piglorkis deep inside!
Crawling black behind human veins
The tenderness of this poisonous lust
But it makes the mouth come
to us—knowing exactly—
Swaying delirium
Literal droo-ooling
Piglorkis
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14. |
Sin
02:15
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Lebensbaum ist ohne Laub!
Glauben Sie an diesen Traum?
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15. |
Wahrheit
01:04
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Fick dich höflich, Präsidenten mit Scheiß im Kopf!
Nun unheimlich besteht das Geld aus Sauerstoff!
Wahrheit, mach auf!
Glauben entsteht aus Angst vor der Leere!
Lügen entstehen aus Angst vor der Leere!
Wahrheit, mach auf!
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Blessed and highly favored
I deserve a savior
That’s my human nature
My faith never wavers
My God notifies me!
Blessed and highly favored ......
Like & share if you agree!
From: Donna Gnorrit <dbzgnorrit@hotmail.com>
Date: April 17, 2012 at 9:27:38 AM CDT
To: Sweetie <sallyeidechsen@ymail.com>, Bay Sound Billie <baysoundlp@gmail.com>, Larry Fisch <pantryboi06@aol.com>, Earl Canoe <intrusivevending@thetrainexchange.net>, Roger McFilland <yekhnbeh@gmail.com>
Subject: Be blessed today!!!
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but She came back. I asked "why?" The angel said "angels don't watch over angels. Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, one is listening to this song. Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. A soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you. Please listen, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says it’s over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this song on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your life.
Blessed and highly favored
Singin’ Scraepers Papers
The envy of my neighbor
The fruits without the labor
I’m a spender, not a saver
Oh so blessed and highly favored!
My God notifies me!
Blessed and highly favored ......
Like & share if you agree!
Amen
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17. |
Daughter
02:11
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Time tore a way to bring my child around
She shone—a star—in silken elderdown
Oh daughter dear, don’cha listen
This skin is not who we are
Sew up my eyes and wipe my memories clean
Snakes sold your youth to move a magazine
Oh daughter dear, don’cha listen
This skin is not who we are
We’re less: a whisper the heavens dream aloud
Oh daughter dear ......
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18. |
Puffing On My Chillum
03:25
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Puffing on my chillum for hours
Deep puff
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